i woke up in my hotel bed, looked around. i saw a note on the night table. i read "yo jordan when u get up go down to the breakfast room. arite? siriously! dont go back to sleep! love ya kid."
so i went to the bathroom, threw up like 5 times and then showered. got dressed and went to the lobby to find out where the fuck the breakfast room was. i found it and my family was like taking over that place. eve, parker, brandon, adam and his freinds, and my other cousins (who are aroud parkers age) were sitting at one table. and all the parents were sitting at another- at the opposite side thank god. but i dont know whod i rather eat a meal with- my mom or eve, its a close call. when i got there eves like "nnice of u to show up. rough night?" i really didnt feel like putting up with her shit and good thing for me b.c parkers like "fuck off bitch" it was quite hilarious. hes really outrite about things and the table laughed b.c eves face was in awe. i dont know if anyones said something like that to her face in a while. so then she kinda just shutup and ate her damn holewheet pancakes(ew). so then the rest of us were just talking about stuff for a while. it was fun. then breakfast was over and my mom cake over and told me and the brothers that rick wanted a "getting to know u- day out with us". "ok mom, we havnt even all spent a day with dad in like 4ever and now we have a hole day with this fuckface?" i said. and shes like "either that or u stay here with me and come with me to my AA meeting and w. ur aunt libby". umm ok id rather die. fine wtf wheres he taking us? she said wear ur swimsuits. oo hip hip. we get to see rick in his trunks- my favorite. so we went upstairs and got into our bathingsuits. and i put on shorts and tank and flipflops and went to meet the boys in the lobby. there was a limo waiting outside and we followed rick to it. "why are we taking a fucken limo?" "theres too many people, i didnt wanna sqush in a car". huh? looked around and counted out us 3 +him=4! we got into the limo and there was 5kids already sitting in there. they werent bad looking. rick introduced us as "future step-siblings" o yippy. more kids- thts wut this family needs, NOT. we went around saying our names and ages (so first day of school in a barbie game). the girls were...abby(12), jessica(14), amanda(20) and the boys were andrew(15) and jason(17). so jason was brandons age- omg thats always..fun? these kids didnt seem so bad. i meen i didnt want step siblings but wtvr well c how it turns out. we drove, and talked and fnialy after like an hour we were there. we got out at this ocean place/ and rick brought us over to his boat. it was inasnly gorgeous. it was bigger then some houses, but it was a boat ofcorse. so we all went on and rick and parker and amanda went talk. and then jason and brandon were talking. so i was left with andrew b.c the 2 younger girls went off somewhere. he showed me all around the boat, and turns out he hates his dad more then i do. he said he felt bad for me that i had to come into this family. yea my family was no walk in the park either. but then after our sirious convs he just started being hilarious and we jumped into the water and were joking around. and everythign that came out of his mouth i cuda sworn i peed in the ocean. he was soo fucken funny and really cool. then we went on the boat deck and tanned and he was telling me about this girlfriend he has and he likes soo much but he cheated on her, and he doesnt wanna turn out like his dad or mom (who both cheetd on eachother) and he only cheeted on her b.c he was going threw a really hard time and he was always drunk and high and stupid. but now he knows better and he still didnt tell her. i told him he should siriously tell her soon b.c shes deff gonna find out either way- and if she finds out from someone else..not good!! and he was giving me the 411 on all his other siblings. jason-went to rehab for like 6months and now hes "clean"-not. he really still smokes up sometimes but hes really not so bad with it anymore. abby and jessica are anoying bitches and they get everything they want- b.c they were the youngest with the divorce and everyone feels bad for them so gives them shit. amanda- is a slut, she always has dfferent guys over that shes like fucking up a storm with. and they live with their dad all the time excpet like every other holiday or so they go to their mom in jersey. because the moms not religious at all anymore and she doesnt even like the kids and shes like a pothead, screwup. really sad. then Brandon and jason came in and we all sat and talked for a while. then it was already prety late and we were strving so rick brough out the food he and parker had been grilling. and it was amazing. then we all went into the ocean and on the boat they had all this awsome shit for the ocean. like jet skiis and kayaks and surfboards and all these cool tubes. and they had this trampoline u put in the water and we were all going crazy all over it for like an hour or 2 . but then rick started bitching that my mom was crying at the hotel for some reason s we had to go back. uch!! shes not even here and she manages to ruin it. so we oput everythign back on the boat and got in the limo. everyone has kinad pooped and trying to sleep but rick was havng a shitfit b.c of mom and their mom was calling him for money or somethign i dont even no wtf was going on. but then jason started being like fuck u shutup! and then rick got up and slapped him. and on top of the fact that it was crazy scary b.c ricks huge bodybuilder and that looked like it killed, it was also so awkward- b.c we were like newcomers and they didnt want us seeing this side so soon prob, and we weer all just looking aroudn to se what happens. then amanda started freekin out likke "dad ur sucha fucken moron! these are like ur new kids! u dont do that in front of them and u dont do it to us either! ur sucha screwup!" and then hes like "then dont bring ur mancandy home anymore! where i can hear u fucking threw the wall!!" and they were going crazy, and it was a little a scary/ comforting to see that they werent happy campers either and wen my moms a bitch i wont need to try and hide that in front of them. then during all this fighting the car fucken brakes down! O.M.G.! so we call AAA to come fix the car. and in meen time theyr all fighting like MAD on the side of the road. everyone hus passing is opening their windows to see whats going on and being like "is everything ok?" and were like "yes yes fine" and then rick is fucken hurting the kids and its insane. and im like get me outa here. then cops drive by and stop- i dunno if someone called them or they just showed up. but they asked what was going on and everyone was kinda just like "uh...". then rick started yelling at the cops b.c they were asking us Qs and he said its not their buisness. and so they were like "ok we gotta take u downtown" and were all like umm ok wtf -leaving kids on the side of the road? thts always hot. (btw the limo driver was like in awe! he didnt no wtf to do and i felt rly bad so me and andrew became bff w. him) so then another cop came to us and asked us if we were ok going home in the limo ourselves and b.c parker was 21 it was fine anyways. and then we needed to answer Qs like was rick drunk ? or high? and it was wierd. and so were just like wtvr its fine, were fine, bye. so then rick was gone, and we were all just like ok sorry people tht was fucked up. and abby and jessica weer crying hystericly b.c theyr dad jsut got taken away and they didnt no wut was happening and i felt rly bad for those little bitches. so we were all comforting them and being like dont worry hes coming back they just needed to ask him somethign. and wtvr finaly AAA came and new limo came and AAA fixed the other one while we went home in the other limo. dead tiered from all tht. so we all fell asleep in the ride. and during the ride i opened my eyes and it looked adorable. jason and brandon were sprawled out on the floor in the middle. abby was lying on parker(OMG SO CUTE) and abby was on amanda and andrew was conked out on the side thing and my legs were up his shoulder. we looked like on big happy family! ahhh if only people knew what just happened.
got back to the hotel and my mom was crying b.c of soemthing that happened at AA but she couldnt even tell us b.c she had to run out to the poilice station to see what was going on with rick. so i went to call D and M to tell them what was going on but i coudnt b.c my cell was dieing so i ran up to charge it. and then i looked up my numbers from last nite from random guys so i called the first number and this guy picked up and hes like "yea i cant rly talk now its kinda crazy..." and im thinking crazy...party? so im like "whats going on?" and hes like "nothing my dad kinda just went to the police station" and im like "JASON? omg this is this jason! hahaha!" and hes like what??? so i ran to the lobby (stil on the fone with him) and im like "hello" into the fone wen im rite in front oof him. and hes like hahaah thats hilarious ! and what are the odds? OMG FUNY. then we all discussed what we should do tonight b.c we all decided no drinking! 2 much of tht. so we deicded on checking out the hole hotel- first dot he workout room and pool and then the hotel movie theatre. so me brandon andrew and jason went around the hotel and hungout. and we were having fun. and then we went outside for a walk and we were walking. and we sat in some random place and it was gorgeous with all the palm trees. but we were all about to die discussing how we dont know what the fucks gonna happen with this marriage and everythings all fukd up. and jason took out his weed stash and started smoking up and all andrew took and brandons like fuck it im sorry but i havnt done it in 2months and i need some. and so im like yno what why the fuck not? so we al sat there and got high and it was relaxing. id done it like once before for a little but poeple say u dont even feel it the first time. this time i felt it. and it was good. and we all just talked, high, for an hour or 2...or 3. and then i feel asleep. and i opened my eyes b.c i felt myself moving and i realized jason was holding me and running -and i looked and i saw red and blue flashing lights behind us. i just smiled and went back to sleep.
BZZZ BZZ BZZZ the alarm clock went off! It was 10 fucken aM! i looked around and jason brandon and andrew were all asleep on the floor. i just put my head down...
so i went to the bathroom, threw up like 5 times and then showered. got dressed and went to the lobby to find out where the fuck the breakfast room was. i found it and my family was like taking over that place. eve, parker, brandon, adam and his freinds, and my other cousins (who are aroud parkers age) were sitting at one table. and all the parents were sitting at another- at the opposite side thank god. but i dont know whod i rather eat a meal with- my mom or eve, its a close call. when i got there eves like "nnice of u to show up. rough night?" i really didnt feel like putting up with her shit and good thing for me b.c parkers like "fuck off bitch" it was quite hilarious. hes really outrite about things and the table laughed b.c eves face was in awe. i dont know if anyones said something like that to her face in a while. so then she kinda just shutup and ate her damn holewheet pancakes(ew). so then the rest of us were just talking about stuff for a while. it was fun. then breakfast was over and my mom cake over and told me and the brothers that rick wanted a "getting to know u- day out with us". "ok mom, we havnt even all spent a day with dad in like 4ever and now we have a hole day with this fuckface?" i said. and shes like "either that or u stay here with me and come with me to my AA meeting and w. ur aunt libby". umm ok id rather die. fine wtf wheres he taking us? she said wear ur swimsuits. oo hip hip. we get to see rick in his trunks- my favorite. so we went upstairs and got into our bathingsuits. and i put on shorts and tank and flipflops and went to meet the boys in the lobby. there was a limo waiting outside and we followed rick to it. "why are we taking a fucken limo?" "theres too many people, i didnt wanna sqush in a car". huh? looked around and counted out us 3 +him=4! we got into the limo and there was 5kids already sitting in there. they werent bad looking. rick introduced us as "future step-siblings" o yippy. more kids- thts wut this family needs, NOT. we went around saying our names and ages (so first day of school in a barbie game). the girls were...abby(12), jessica(14), amanda(20) and the boys were andrew(15) and jason(17). so jason was brandons age- omg thats always..fun? these kids didnt seem so bad. i meen i didnt want step siblings but wtvr well c how it turns out. we drove, and talked and fnialy after like an hour we were there. we got out at this ocean place/ and rick brought us over to his boat. it was inasnly gorgeous. it was bigger then some houses, but it was a boat ofcorse. so we all went on and rick and parker and amanda went talk. and then jason and brandon were talking. so i was left with andrew b.c the 2 younger girls went off somewhere. he showed me all around the boat, and turns out he hates his dad more then i do. he said he felt bad for me that i had to come into this family. yea my family was no walk in the park either. but then after our sirious convs he just started being hilarious and we jumped into the water and were joking around. and everythign that came out of his mouth i cuda sworn i peed in the ocean. he was soo fucken funny and really cool. then we went on the boat deck and tanned and he was telling me about this girlfriend he has and he likes soo much but he cheated on her, and he doesnt wanna turn out like his dad or mom (who both cheetd on eachother) and he only cheeted on her b.c he was going threw a really hard time and he was always drunk and high and stupid. but now he knows better and he still didnt tell her. i told him he should siriously tell her soon b.c shes deff gonna find out either way- and if she finds out from someone else..not good!! and he was giving me the 411 on all his other siblings. jason-went to rehab for like 6months and now hes "clean"-not. he really still smokes up sometimes but hes really not so bad with it anymore. abby and jessica are anoying bitches and they get everything they want- b.c they were the youngest with the divorce and everyone feels bad for them so gives them shit. amanda- is a slut, she always has dfferent guys over that shes like fucking up a storm with. and they live with their dad all the time excpet like every other holiday or so they go to their mom in jersey. because the moms not religious at all anymore and she doesnt even like the kids and shes like a pothead, screwup. really sad. then Brandon and jason came in and we all sat and talked for a while. then it was already prety late and we were strving so rick brough out the food he and parker had been grilling. and it was amazing. then we all went into the ocean and on the boat they had all this awsome shit for the ocean. like jet skiis and kayaks and surfboards and all these cool tubes. and they had this trampoline u put in the water and we were all going crazy all over it for like an hour or 2 . but then rick started bitching that my mom was crying at the hotel for some reason s we had to go back. uch!! shes not even here and she manages to ruin it. so we oput everythign back on the boat and got in the limo. everyone has kinad pooped and trying to sleep but rick was havng a shitfit b.c of mom and their mom was calling him for money or somethign i dont even no wtf was going on. but then jason started being like fuck u shutup! and then rick got up and slapped him. and on top of the fact that it was crazy scary b.c ricks huge bodybuilder and that looked like it killed, it was also so awkward- b.c we were like newcomers and they didnt want us seeing this side so soon prob, and we weer all just looking aroudn to se what happens. then amanda started freekin out likke "dad ur sucha fucken moron! these are like ur new kids! u dont do that in front of them and u dont do it to us either! ur sucha screwup!" and then hes like "then dont bring ur mancandy home anymore! where i can hear u fucking threw the wall!!" and they were going crazy, and it was a little a scary/ comforting to see that they werent happy campers either and wen my moms a bitch i wont need to try and hide that in front of them. then during all this fighting the car fucken brakes down! O.M.G.! so we call AAA to come fix the car. and in meen time theyr all fighting like MAD on the side of the road. everyone hus passing is opening their windows to see whats going on and being like "is everything ok?" and were like "yes yes fine" and then rick is fucken hurting the kids and its insane. and im like get me outa here. then cops drive by and stop- i dunno if someone called them or they just showed up. but they asked what was going on and everyone was kinda just like "uh...". then rick started yelling at the cops b.c they were asking us Qs and he said its not their buisness. and so they were like "ok we gotta take u downtown" and were all like umm ok wtf -leaving kids on the side of the road? thts always hot. (btw the limo driver was like in awe! he didnt no wtf to do and i felt rly bad so me and andrew became bff w. him) so then another cop came to us and asked us if we were ok going home in the limo ourselves and b.c parker was 21 it was fine anyways. and then we needed to answer Qs like was rick drunk ? or high? and it was wierd. and so were just like wtvr its fine, were fine, bye. so then rick was gone, and we were all just like ok sorry people tht was fucked up. and abby and jessica weer crying hystericly b.c theyr dad jsut got taken away and they didnt no wut was happening and i felt rly bad for those little bitches. so we were all comforting them and being like dont worry hes coming back they just needed to ask him somethign. and wtvr finaly AAA came and new limo came and AAA fixed the other one while we went home in the other limo. dead tiered from all tht. so we all fell asleep in the ride. and during the ride i opened my eyes and it looked adorable. jason and brandon were sprawled out on the floor in the middle. abby was lying on parker(OMG SO CUTE) and abby was on amanda and andrew was conked out on the side thing and my legs were up his shoulder. we looked like on big happy family! ahhh if only people knew what just happened.
got back to the hotel and my mom was crying b.c of soemthing that happened at AA but she couldnt even tell us b.c she had to run out to the poilice station to see what was going on with rick. so i went to call D and M to tell them what was going on but i coudnt b.c my cell was dieing so i ran up to charge it. and then i looked up my numbers from last nite from random guys so i called the first number and this guy picked up and hes like "yea i cant rly talk now its kinda crazy..." and im thinking crazy...party? so im like "whats going on?" and hes like "nothing my dad kinda just went to the police station" and im like "JASON? omg this is this jason! hahaha!" and hes like what??? so i ran to the lobby (stil on the fone with him) and im like "hello" into the fone wen im rite in front oof him. and hes like hahaah thats hilarious ! and what are the odds? OMG FUNY. then we all discussed what we should do tonight b.c we all decided no drinking! 2 much of tht. so we deicded on checking out the hole hotel- first dot he workout room and pool and then the hotel movie theatre. so me brandon andrew and jason went around the hotel and hungout. and we were having fun. and then we went outside for a walk and we were walking. and we sat in some random place and it was gorgeous with all the palm trees. but we were all about to die discussing how we dont know what the fucks gonna happen with this marriage and everythings all fukd up. and jason took out his weed stash and started smoking up and all andrew took and brandons like fuck it im sorry but i havnt done it in 2months and i need some. and so im like yno what why the fuck not? so we al sat there and got high and it was relaxing. id done it like once before for a little but poeple say u dont even feel it the first time. this time i felt it. and it was good. and we all just talked, high, for an hour or 2...or 3. and then i feel asleep. and i opened my eyes b.c i felt myself moving and i realized jason was holding me and running -and i looked and i saw red and blue flashing lights behind us. i just smiled and went back to sleep.
BZZZ BZZ BZZZ the alarm clock went off! It was 10 fucken aM! i looked around and jason brandon and andrew were all asleep on the floor. i just put my head down...
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r those kids gonna live with u guys?
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